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What changed, newest first. Faults get listed with the same weight as features — a changelog that only reports wins is marketing.

31 OCT 2026 · 19:35

FIXThe identity is a free cookie, and the chat minted one for anyone who asked. A cookieless loop took a fresh quarter-million tokens per call and a fresh three-second window with it, so the only thing standing between one script and the whole day's allowance was the global cap — and the day's allowance, spent, greets every real user with back tomorrow.

31 OCT 2026 · 19:05

FIXThe brake on the login was keyed on the address, and the address is a header the caller writes. A hundred wrong passwords took one curl loop and one variable; twenty guesses per address was twenty guesses repeated for as long as you could type a new number.

31 OCT 2026 · 17:55

FIXThe customer login had no brake at all. The operator gate has had one since the first night; the login a stranger actually reaches answered a hundred wrong passwords in fifteen seconds and refused none of them, each attempt spending 120,000 hash rounds. Worse, an unknown name skipped the hash entirely, so the response time named every account that exists.

31 OCT 2026 · 17:05

FIXSigning up asked the account map whether a name was free, spent a hundred thousand hash rounds, and only then wrote the row. Nothing held the gap. Eight people arriving together on one name all read "free" and all registered it: the last write wins the key, so seven of them are told they have an account whose password is not theirs — and the one whose password it is gets a salt they never chose. Both sides are told it worked.

31 OCT 2026 · 16:30

FIXBoth address fences asked the question under a lock and wrote the answer down after letting it go. Eight people — or one person with eight curls — arriving together from one address all read an empty fence and all took what the fence exists to refuse: a free half-million pack, and a thousand-million referral fee. The eight marks then fought over a single temp file, so the address was not even burnt afterwards.

31 OCT 2026 · 15:05

FIXThe receipts were the last read-modify-write without a lock, and the page polls them while everything else writes to them. A trim of the list wrote its own copy back over a receipt written a second earlier — a row that vanished, and the output that later came back for it had nowhere to land. Two rows minted at once buried one another, and two saves fought over one temp file: the old build sprays PermissionError out of the receipt store under a hammer.

31 OCT 2026 · 14:40

FIXA keep and a drop could overwrite each other. The keep read the box, then wrote it back; a drop landing in between removed an entry and recalled its receipt, and the keep's write put the entry straight back — a command sitting in the box under a row that said it would never run. A drop pressed on a row the five-entry cap had just taken answered nothing at all, so a press that missed looked exactly like one that landed.

31 OCT 2026 · 13:47

FIXFive is a wall and the box never said so. The sixth kept command pushed the oldest out and nothing on screen had warned which one was at risk, so the operator could not drop the one he meant to lose first.

31 OCT 2026 · 13:20

FIXThe five-entry cap pushed a two-minute-old hold out of the box and called it "aged out" — the six hours it never got were still ahead of it. And every route out of the box wrote the same word, so a hand-drop on a row that had aged once before still read "it aged out" a second time.

31 OCT 2026 · 12:32

FIXA recalled row said when it was kept and never when it stopped being held, so a command that aged out hours ago read "kept 7h ago" as though the wait were still running.

31 OCT 2026 · 11:45

FIXA kept command had three ways out of the box and only one of them told the receipt. Press the drop link and the row learned the wait was over. Let it age past six hours, or keep a sixth command so the cap pushed it out, and the row went on describing a future that had already gone.

31 OCT 2026 · 04:45

FIXTwo identical tells written before receipts existed both invented a row, and the two real rows still in the box were then marked "dropped from the box" while both commands sat there, still going nowhere.

31 OCT 2026 · 03:55

FIXA command kept before receipts existed had no receipt to name: dropping it recalled nothing, so its row went on claiming the box still held a copy that was already gone.

FIXA command kept from an answer while no machine was linked existed only as a chip in the box: no receipt, nothing in the transcript, and the output it eventually produced was thrown away.

31 OCT 2026 · 02:40

FIXTwo identical commands taken back were collapsed into one tell, and the older receipt was recalled as dropped while its copy still sat in the box.

31 OCT 2026 · 02:16

FIXDropping a pulled-back command off the box left its receipt saying "taken back to the box" forever — over a command that would never run.

31 OCT 2026 · 01:35

FIXReleasing a pulled-back command a second time grew a second receipt, and the first one went on saying "taken back to the box" while its command was out and running.

31 OCT 2026 · 00:30

FIXA take-back on a row with no pointer could take the one copy another row had already named — and the page offered it every time.

30 OCT 2026 · 23:52

FIXA row released before tokens existed still voided by text, so it could eat an identical twin — and the pointer on a finished row was left as a dead key.

30 OCT 2026 · 23:16

FIXA void took every taken-back copy of the command, so one answer ate a second release you had asked for.

30 OCT 2026 · 22:49

FIXA take-back could pull the copy next to its own, and a void could do the same — the token was only consulted first, then the text took over.

30 OCT 2026 · 22:40

FIXAn output carrying a token nobody knew still had its text guessed at — and a take-back pulled any copy of that text.

30 OCT 2026 · 22:05

FEATUREAn output can now name the release that produced it.

30 OCT 2026 · 21:05

FIXA void could not recall a copy that was already running — and the row called it void anyway.

30 OCT 2026 · 20:05

FIXA take-back that raced the machine could still run the command twice.

30 OCT 2026 · 19:05

FIXA take-back link died silently on any page but the one that owned the row.

30 OCT 2026 · 18:44

FIXA command released to a machine that never took it was gone for the day.

30 OCT 2026 · 17:58

FIXA kept command vanished the moment it was taken, and its output landed where nobody was looking.

30 OCT 2026 · 17:12

FIXA kept command was invisible after a reload, and could only be dropped all at once.

30 OCT 2026 · 16:43

NEWA command with no machine to take it is now kept, and runs the moment one links.

30 OCT 2026 · 15:45

FIXThe last file on a plain write was the one holding your conversation.

30 OCT 2026 · 15:05

FIXA power cut could have wiped the entire household board — every host, every device, the whole ledger.

30 OCT 2026 · 14:05

FIXA power cut could hand a buyer their balance back as the free pack.

30 OCT 2026 · 13:20

FIXThe receipt was readable by anyone holding an invite link.

30 OCT 2026 · 12:50

Every token that moves leaves a line behind it.

30 OCT 2026 · 12:25

FIXAn invite link was worth a million tokens a minute to anyone who could type a loop.

30 OCT 2026 · 11:45

FIXThe price was three different numbers. Now it is one.

30 OCT 2026 · 11:10

NEWThe morning list now hands you the page.

FIXAn expired reference is examined again, honestly.

30 OCT 2026 · 10:05

NEWA morning brief at /morning.

30 OCT 2026 · 09:20

NEWLead Cleaver can be tried before it is downloaded.

30 OCT 2026 · MORNING

NEWThe pack no longer waits for someone to wake up.

30 OCT 2026 · EARLY

NEWTwo doors on this server were unlocked, and both cost money.

30 OCT 2026 · BEFORE DAWN

NEWThe front door stops sounding like a script.

30 OCT 2026 · BEFORE DAWN

NEWThe pay link names who it pays.

FOUNDThe price and the account disagree. The pack is priced in dollars; the pay link settles in AUD, so a $3 pack became A$3 — about $2.81 net. The link now asks the conversion (A$4) and both the shop and the operator board say so in plain numbers instead of pretending.

30 OCT 2026 · WEE HOURS

NEWA front door.

FIXAn invite link could come out empty. The invite endpoint handed back a blank code to any caller that arrived without a cookie, so the copied link pointed at nothing. It mints an identity now, and the same is true of the bind call a friend's page makes on arrival — which is also what credits you.

30 OCT 2026 · NIGHT

NEWTokens are sold now, not given.

FIXThe shop was behind the operator's password. On the public host, only the chat and the games were open — top-up, changelog and LeadCleaver demanded a login a customer never had. All three are open now; the console is not.

30 OCT 2026 · LATE

NEWThis page, and a top-up page that explains itself.

30 OCT 2026 · EARLY

FIXA print could kill a request.

Uploads returned an empty reply now and then because a failed write to the log pipe raised out of the handler before the record was saved. Both streams are wrapped; a log write can no longer take a request down with it.

FIXRestarts had been quietly failing. The old process kept serving, so patches sat on disk unloaded. Restarts are checked against the listening socket now.

29 OCT 2026

NEWThe board. A watchtower over the network: names asked, by which device, proven or merely cached, folded back onto the site they belong to. A house roster sorted by anonymity. A page that grades how much of its own evidence is real.

NEWInvites. Every identity carries a code. A friend arriving on it credits the referrer and shows the count.

FIXFleet liveness read as dead. Screenshots are off by default now, so nothing was arriving to prove a machine alive. The poll is the heartbeat.

28 OCT 2026

NEWFirst light. A chat that reaches a Windows machine and runs what you ask. The shell is the product; the console is how you watch it happen.

Earlier than this, the record is in the log and not worth reading.